Criminal Crime of Taste
Books of Law
Clause I - Crime of Excess
Section 1.1 - Over-accessorizing.
Section 1.2 - Excessive Sparkle Without Emotional Justification.
Clause II - Crime of Negligence
Section 2.1 - Failing to iron.
Clause III - Crime of Deception
Section 3.1 - Fake authenticity.
Section 3.2 - Confidence Cosplay.
Section 3.3 - Makeup Sitting on the Face Instead of Melting.
Section 3.4 - Foundation glued to the skin like drywall.
Clause IV - Crime of Treason
Section 4.1 - Abandoning one's personal style to chase trends.
Section 4.2 - Trend chasing in Absence of Identity
Section 4.3 - Makeup must melt. If it sits, it is illegal.
Clause V - Crime of Disturbance
Section 5.1 - Visual chaos.
Clause VI - Fashion Felonies (Capital Offenses)
Section 6.1 - Visible bra straps at royal function.
Temporal Intentional Indulgence Offense:
Sequence 1.1 - Every morning, one must face their reflection not with critique but curiosity.
Sequence 1.2 - Pleasure must never be rushed nor postponed indefinitely.
Sequence 1.3 - At least, once a day, one must honor the quiet hour - no noise, no scrolling.
Sequence 1.4 - A candle must burn before midnight, or else the day remains incomplete.
Echo II - The Law of Momentum:
Sequence 2.1 - Movement is merit. Stillness is self-sabotage.
Sequence 2.2 - Those who rush are forgotten. Those who wait too long are replaced.
Sequence 2.3 - History deserves homage, not recycling.
Sequence 2.4 - To pause eternity is the gravest sin.
Duality Soft Offense
Duality I - The Duality of Oath:
Paradox 1.1 - Strength without softness becomes cruelty; softness without strength becomes fragility.
Paradox 1.2 - To understand another, look for the version of yourself you despise.
Paradox 1.3 - Anything too perfect begins to die.
Paradox 1.4 - Contradiction is the purest form of truth.
422 Aesthetic Dispatch Crime of Excess Code
Clause I - Crime of Excess (Felony Fashion will be prosecuted to the fullest aesthetic extent):
MCB.1.201A - Design Forgery: Unauthorized duplication of another designer's blueprint.
MCB.1.201B - Identity Theft of Aesthetic: Repackaging another brand's essence without credit.
MCB.1.201C - Fabrication Fraud: Marketing synthetic fibers as "luxury naturals".
MCB.1.201D - Misrepresentation of Craft: Claiming handmade for factory-made goods.
MCB.1.201E - Campaign Deception: Claiming handmade for factory-made goods.
MCB.1.201F - Cultural Appropriation in the First Degree: Exploitation of heritage for profit without acknowledgment.
MCB.1.201G - Innovation Laundering: Recycling old concepts under new trend hashtags.
MCB.1.201H - Public Endangerment of Good Taste: Spreading visually harmful trends across social media.
MCB.1.201I - Aesthetic Negligent Homicide: Killing creativity through excessive "quiet luxury".
MCB.1.201J - Accessory Smuggling: Launching overpriced micro-bags serving no functional purpose.
MCB.1.201K - Innovation Laundering.